Post by w00ter on Dec 30, 2005 18:50:53 GMT -5
That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Clearly, you spend way too much time in darkened rooms in front of your seven-year-old computer turning a whiter shade of pale. Go outside once in a while and breathe, before your brain starts to rot from all that festering stagnation and cognitive dysfunction.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
I am the biggest n00b there ever was, flame me I suck! ~J
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. To quote Thomas Brackett Reed: "They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge."
When god was handing out personalities, you must have been holding the door. You're so boring, even a boomerang wouldn't come back to you. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that a "Place Your Billboard Ad Here" is printed on each of your butt cheeks, or if you weren't uglier than the north-facing end of a south-bound mule. Nah, of course you would.
In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.
I am the biggest n00b there ever was, flame me I suck! ~J
